Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
oh my god oh my god
things to do:
- goat shopping
positive lady characters meme: buffy the vampire slayer + women being friends with each other
we should ALL watch the 100th episode so the ratings spike as a friendly reminder of the horrible mistake they’ve made by dropping our old faves and bringing on a bunch of new characters no one gives a fuck about
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
"And what are you thinking about?""You."
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
I used to be a gynecologist but i got fired for eating on the job
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
i wonder what happened to the piano player from high school musical
I always had a crush on her.
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
Emphasis: You don’t get to decide what women are deserving of your respect. WE ALL ARE.
thing i would like to do:
- kiss your face
- kiss not your face
- see you smile always
- idk buy you things
- make you mac and cheese
- learn all your favourite songs
- tell you that u r a cutie
- have a sleepover without sleep u feel me